can we please just acknowledge the fucking mathematical precision behind this
Interviewer: Like what?
Jesse Eisenberg: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
Interviewer: What do you say back?
Jesse Eisenberg: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
I think the source is probably a dark corner of hell, really